Friday 25 March 2011

Of Deer and Dealers

Funny isn't it- you will see all sorts of roadkill as you cycle. In England it will be mainly badgers and rabbits. Here in the US it is mainly possums, a few deer and rabbits. You rarely ever see a dead squirrel. I reckon it's because they jump the right way each time, they are better at dealing with the flight instinct.

Leaving Hartwell, my appreciation of South Carolina quickly turned dour as the roads veared from terrible to downright digraceful. I doubt you would notice in an automobile, but trust me, I felt all the broken road through the seat of my pants.
I rode north past the Hartwell dam and on through Pendleton and Clemson district into Central. Hunting a place to sleep I stopped and asked a lady at the bus stop. Her waiting companion, meanwhile, had spotted something. His bike in the possession of another, coming up the hill behind us. He dashed off and angrily retrieved the thing after a shouted stand-off. The woman and I walked on down the hill to the next stop! She was pleasant but clearly addled. On what I couldn't tell or smell so perhaps a lifetime of substance abuse? I asked after city parks and she directed me to all three when the fella reappeared on his bike and she vanished.

He began talking at me, explaining that the other guy was a drug dealer. All this truly means is he was scouting my reaction to this news. As he was talking he was scoping my stuff. Dealers like this fella have more than drugs to sell. They are pushing all sorts of stolen stuff and sure enough he asked if I needed a cell phone.
Here's a good plan... if this happens to you and you aren't buying a) don't leave the main street and b) tell them you are meeting someone. Anyway, I knew I could outpedal him despite carrying the pannier weight, so I made my excuses and left. No chance I was staying in a city park tonight and I had to find somewhere else. A little way outside Central was a church on a hill, so I rode round the back and pitched out of sight.

How does phlaris manage to be drugs-wise? I spent years on the Manchester club scene. You can't avoid exposure to dealers and go the places I used to go. It's part of the music culture and works in harmony with it. And I've gone dancing in many places. They roll across my mind that evening. So many great times in great places: seeing Dave Pearce in Eden, watching the sun come up through the roof of Privilege, Ibiza. Partying in the old Gatecrasher venue, and seeing the crowd all sit for the final tune of the night- Solarstone's Seven Cities, in Sheffield. Simian Mobile Disco @ Fabric, hearing the Prodigy's 'Breathe' blasted out at Razzmatazz in Barcelona and James Holden entrance the second room there. And of course Sankey's in Manchester. I remember those nights fondly as I rarely if ever go to gigs like those any more. The best of all time for me has to be hearing James Zabiela drop his own 'Robophobia' in the old Sankey's Soap. That place was a dark and grimy zone, and so much fun!

I digress. I was talking of the dealer. Funny to think that he was carrying a currency that is arguabley more stable than the Pound, Dollar or Euro at the moment. It doesn't mean anything until he can exchange it for the going rate though, as banks don't accept crack. It won't go through the quikcounter machine without buggering it.
In the end I spent a peaceful night and woke early to the sound of a train passing into town. I have come to hear the whistling of these juggernauts as friendly. The noise reminds me of the secure first night I had and the people that took care of me. South Carolina was forcing me to reminisce over Georgia.

Towards the Blue Ridges

70 miles was a minimum target for the day and I needed to hit the road with determination as I turned North towards the Blue Ridge mountains. These roads were refreshingly clear of traffic, although still rough on the bike and butt. At one narrow section a deer skitted out across the roads no more than 20yards in front of me. When it's hooves hit the asphalt they couldn't gain traction and paniced by me it scrabbled to the far side where on grass again it bounded into the treeline. If that thing had hit me the tour would have ended in a hospital. I could see another deer up the bank that I hoped would have noticed me already and wasn't going to bolt as I pedalled past. It turned and headed back up into the woods and I breathed a sigh of relief.

Leaving Georgia

I cycled hard from Athens, having left midway through the afternoon. The highway was busy and not great cycling. Pedalling next to the railroad and I'm hoping a train would pass so I had something new to look at. After nearly 20 miles came the turning which put me on a quieter road toward Bowman. As I turned away from the main highway, the awaited train passed.
I cycled on through the gathering dusk and out the far side of Bowman city. At the side of the road above a little creek I found a sheltered spot to pitch and set about cooking a dinner of cous cous and tuna. A kindly couple asked if I needed help, and later the local Sheriff pulled up. I wasn't breaking any laws but being on a bike I rarely stop at the Stop lines. If there's clearly nothing there, I just go, but then I wasn't brought up here. He jumped out the vehicle with a flashlight in hand, but I had no need to worry, he was down just to check on me and recommended I stay in the city park overnight where camping was allowed. I'll remember this for the rest of the journey!

The city park gave me a great nights sleep and I rolled on early. I had contacted Joseph in North Carolina about sleeping a night on his couch, and knew that to fulfill my part of the bargain I needed to get to his! The next stop on the tour, and the final town in Georgia for me was Hartwell, on the shores of Hartwell lake. I dropped in to the library to blog a little and the librarians were, well, how best to put it... fun and full of good-natured banter over my tight cycling shorts! They wished me well and I headed for South Carolina across the bridge over the lake.

Lake Hartwell

I had passed through 17 counties of Georgia. Each one had brought different tarmac (asphalt). Each county is responsible for the upkeep of it's roads and I hoped the roads in South Carolina would be full of the smooth sort.

Thursday 24 March 2011

Author's apology

I'm sorry I haven't blogged in three (or is it four?) days. I've been pedalling hard to get to Huntersville and have now arrived. I don't feel tooo guilty because I left you in the capable hands of Catherine, with an address to her blog. She has a different style but has had me chuckling with every post.

As I've just arrived, it would be rude to spend to long here but I'll give you a lowdown... the next post/s will include the following:
  • One Sheriff
  • Two librarians
  • One apple and some babyfood
  • Two drug dealers
  • A handful of crazy
  • One broken pannier rack
  • Some friendly trains
  • Two deer
  • The Blue Ridge Mountains
  • South Carolina
  • Joseph and his family
  • Saluda and a lost female wrestler
  • Maybe some dogs and motorcycles
  • A wonderful woman by the name of Holly
  • Huntersville and Rob
Thanks for your patience! Hope I get to put photos in too. Phil

Monday 21 March 2011

The Antisurfer

My average speed out of Athens was slow. Mainly due to getting a bit lost. Well, the signs were crap and the cycle route almost put me on the Interstate. Unbelieveable.
Gave me plenty of time to muse though...
You know that stereotype of the bronzed athlete with the windswept hair. The ones running into the sea with boards under one arm who later in the afternoon get drunk and sleep with local girls. You know the ones...
I am the antisurfer. Like many things I say this is not criticism but observation. Take it how you will.

I have had the debate of what men think when they first meet a woman, or to be more specific, whether a man has any female friends he wouldn't sleep with. Ask yourself that question. (It's a game- I don't think whatever answer you get is wrong)
Why ask though... well it comes to the point of any tour. Rugby, cycle, surf etc. I have laughed and joked about the effect my accent can and has had, and sure it would be fun to provoke more reactions similar to some from random girls in Athens.

2 reasons I haven't:
  1. I have a personal morality akin to something Tim Minchin said. It features on my couchsurfer profile. 'I have a personal morality that I can bend to suit my life choices. But I will always consider how my actions affect other people as a crucial priority.' That can get in the way!
  2. I was primarily brought up by mum. I want to make it clear that no blame is attached to this. Simply put, dad had a hell of a commute and worked hard for his family. But male role models I lacked. Primary school teachers were, with one exception for part of one year, all female. Perhaps the priest? Kind as he was, I don't think so.
Put like that I'm not surprised that I find it easier, at least at first, to simply converse with girls, or women if you prefer.
Personal revelation? Is this tour about finding himself?
No. When you travel solo the person you come face-to-face with most often is yourself. And as I said, my average speed was down.
Also, having read that back to myself I see flaws. I get drunk, run to the sea, am reaching bronzed stage, have messy hair and surf.

On another note, a kid shot past me on a bike and a little up the road, pulled round and shouted
"Your bike is f**king slow!"
Idiot
The bike is (basically) potential energy.
What turns that potential into kinetic energy, movement if you will, is me.
He should have shouted
"You are f**king slow!"

I'm now in Hartwell and the wind picked up and rain is threatened, although the clouds have parted for the moment. From here I cycle into South Carolina, and I need to find a map. Hopefully the library can help in a minute. The librarians certainly seemed super useful and friendly!
The back tire feels like it's lost a little pressure so I will pump that up too. Having checked the weather on my route, thunder may occur. Hopefully the day I cycle for Huntersville so I don't stay damp overnight.

Wall of Arms


The Maccabee's song of the same title has been running through my head. I like it and the first verse and chorus are playing between my ears with a certain relevance, at least to my mind.
The trip is getting easier, regarding confidence in the whole thing. I must admit that on day three I decided to get to Athens, and then hire a car to Rob's cos the self belief was hard to come by. Not a chance now. I'm falling into the pattern of eating, pedaling, blogging, eating, sleeping better now. But it's hard to leave shelter each time.
I guess that's my heads-up for other new couchsurfers. Don't enjoy your couch too much!
The other day I clocked 38.9 mph going downhill. In England we have an advert that shows a broken little girl having been hit at 40mph. The tagline is that at 40 there is an 80% chance she'll die. At 30 it's 80% that she will live. (And at 80mph you would have flown by her before she set foot in the road!).
Anyway, that flashed through my head and I realised that if I was to come off at that speed... well... won't being doing that again in a hurry! So advertising works.

Sunday 20 March 2011

Athens pt 2

Catherine has been a wonderful host, and i've been in Athens nearly 48 hours now. Honestly it's a great city- just the right size to be easy to get about, but with a vibrant culture and all the amenities plus a few extra. It's been a while since I've been in a University town (that's my biggest bugbear with working where I do) and the difference is immediately apparent. Whatever you or I think of students, their impressionability works wonders in a city.
People bring all sorts of weird and wonderful things to uni towns knowing that someone will think it's a rad idea and buy into it! This sounds like a criticism but honestly isn't. We all have our little foibles (see my facebook photo album 'Gate-Lord') and these diversities keep things and people fresh.

Genuinely it will be hard to leave here. To my disappointment, Twilight, a crazy bike race that happens here in Athens, isn't happening whilst I'm here. Falmouth, England, does similar crazy races and events. I would have to put Falmouth and Athens as being of a kind for sure.
And Catherine, for someone I bumped into in a bar, we have managed to get on really well and share a love of Paul Giamatti and cheese. She has a crazy trip (even harder than mine) planned, and will certainly provide as entertaining a read.
# "CATHERINE"
# "What's your blog address?"
http://vfpilgrimage.wordpress.com/

There y'all go
So you see, facebook isn't all evil. As she said last night during porch beers, we feel like we've know each other for two months, not two days. This traveling lark is fun.
I'm crossing into South CArolina early tomorrow, and don't know what it will hold. My route is a little more mountainous and I'm not sure on the library situation, but I aim to be with Rob in 4 evenings time.
Catherine and Raisins